Carnivorous Cupcakes with Sweet potato frosting

I've recently changed my diet in life and have been taking the grains and processed sugars down. I had a moment in my kitchen one day when  I realized how much bread, oats, and granola I was eating. Actually, it was all I was eating. So, I did some research and decided I would start cooking more. I would cook more meats, eat more fresh vegetables, and be aware of what my body does well with. I by no means have gone hardcore gluten free (pizza and movies last night...duh), but I am making an effort to stay further away from processed foods and extra sugars. This has put a damper on my baking. And I am well aware of the Paleo world of sweets but I've intentionally stayed ignorant to them because I lack the time and money to plunge into that world. Maybe one day, but not today.

Anyways, I've started a new life in Georgia and my chapter includes the spawning of new relationships with classmates and the people in my world. It has been wonderful. Seriously. I am actually sad this first semester is coming to an end because I know this is gonna create a shift in the dynamics but onward and upward.

These cakes are for a classmate who has some inspirational eating habits. We have a precedent set that someone bakes for a classmates birthday and I picked this chance to make a special cake. Here are some manly meat cakes for those non sugary friends of ours. I really feel weird calling them meat cakes...it just sounds like something you shouldn't offer to a stranger. I digress.

Carnivorous Cupcakes (with Sweet potato and Cauliflower frosting)
**Start the frosting early. If you only have one cooking source, it behooves you to get the potatoes done early in the day**

• 2 lbs ground Turkey
• 2 medium carrots, shredded
• 1/2 red onion, chopped
• 3 celery stalks, chopped
• 2 eggs
• 1/2 C Panko bread crumbs (I used a gluten free version here, but you could use regular)
• 1-2 Tbls ground sage
• 1 tsp onion powder
• 2 tsp garlic powder
• 1 tsp dried basil
• 1 dash cayenne pepper
• salt and pepper

As always, heat the oven to 350. 
Now, get that meat into a bowl and throw in all those wonderful vegetables. The ratio will look kinda funky but remember, veggies are your friend. They should be abundant. Add the seasonings and feel free to adjust these to your favorite meatloaf seasonings. Give it a good mix with your hand till everything is incorporated. Next, add the eggs and panko, then mix again.

Here, you can do a bit of variaton. I wanted these things to look nice since they are for someone's birthday. So I lined a muffin tin with a paper liner and filled it with the meatloaf mix. Seriously, mush that stuff in there. If I were making these for just me, I would just grease the muffin tin (depending of the fat content of my meat) and bake them. I didn't necessarly want a domed cake so I mushed it flat and tossed it into the oven for about 20-25 minutes. If you are NOT making these as a prep meal, go ahead an let them cook for 30-35 minutes. I wanted mine close to the line of undercooked since they are gonna be reheated later and microwaves murder turkey moisture (as if turkey is moist anyways).

You should get about 18 cakes total after the baking.

Sweet potato and Cauliflower frosting
-1 large sweet potato
-1 small head of cauliflower
-1/4 C cream/milk/cow juice
 -Cinnamon

Seriously, you will have left overs. Especially cauliflower.
This might take a bit of prep but I love sweet potatoes and figured it would totally worth it. Plus, I only have one cooking source so I roasted my potatoes way earlier in the day.
Start by wrapping your sweet potato in foil individually. I cut the ends off of my potato to help me later. Throw that sucker into a oven that has been heated to 400 degrees F for about an hour (you can give the foil a squeeze WITH AN OVEN MIT ON to check if the potato is soft after the hour. If not, keep baking). You should start getting the cauliflower mash ready here. If you have your own way, good, do that. If you have never made mashed cauliflower, try this.

Start by cutting the head of cauliflower into smaller pieces (flowerets) and put them into a veggie steamer (of if your cheap like me, just boil them). Test them with a fork after about 10 minutes. They should be tender if they are done. If not, keep boiling. Once the cauliflower is cooked use either a food processor, blender, or some device to "rice" the cauliflower. After that, add the cream and if you wish some butter. The cauliflower wont look like potatoes but if gives a different texture to the sweet potatoes. Which are probably done at this point. 

Pull those potatoes out of the oven and let them cool. After they are cooled, take a knife, make a line just through the skin length wise down the potato (ya know, fold the paper hot dog style? same thing). you should be able to just peel the skin off the potatoes from this point. Mash that thing up and toss it into a piping bag with some cauliflower. I tried to get all creative and do half of the bag sweet potatoes and the other half cauliflower mash. In retrospect, I would have just added the cauliflower the the sweet potatoes till I got a consistency I liked. 

Pick your frosting tip and decorate away. 

I will definitely make these again for myself because this seems like an incredibly easy way to get lunch prepped for a week.

Till next time.

Paint It Black, sorta.

I've never been very good at art, not until recently. My theory is that I haven't gotten better at art, I just stopped caring about how imperfect things looked and went for it. I took running after painting my wall in one of the rooms I rented in Colorado. My amazing friend/roommate/landlord Patrice allowed me to paint a wall in my room with a picture I had fallen in love with. You can see the work here. She also kept it after I moved out and still likes to show people when they come over like a proud mother.

My second project came from a broken picture frame that was intended for a calendar. After moving to a new apartment, the glass shattered and I was stuck with a frame. So I found some fabric at the thrift store, bought some foam board from Wal-Mart, and set out to make my own jewelry board.

dem jewels 

I started by painting the fabric first. I just picked a place and started out with a rough drawing. I don't mean rough like loose, I mean rough like ugly as sin. It was my first free hand and I decided if it looked like dog poo at the end, I would trash the whole project and pretend it never happened.

Look at that rough

I've always loved feathers. There was a time in my life where I wanted feathers tattooed on the back of my triceps and maybe one day in the future, but for right now I am happy to settle with the painting.

After drying for a day, I stretched the fabric over the foam board (already cut to size for the frame) and put the whole thing into place. I trimmed the fabric up on the back leaving about 1-2 inches and stapled the excess with a regular office stapler. Then I hung the frame, inserted sewing pins and hung my bling.

Here is another board I made for a friend. This one is just a simple burlap canvas with foam board inserted in the back. This was my second freehand and based off a picture she was obsessed with at the time. 

Until next time.

Gone baby gone and an Arnold Palmer

First off, I am horrible at commitments. Good thing I don't have throngs of followers or this absence could have caused an uprising. I wish I could say this is the end of my neglect dear blog, but Graduate school is starting soon and I am feeling as though my 400 sq ft apt will not make for the best baking facility. BUT, today, of today ladies and gents, I have for you, a golf classic turned cake. Arnold Palmer!

I found this recipe as I thumbed through my mother's Southern Living. Almost followed the exact recipe but I did make one change. Here is their original recipe:

Southern Living Sweet Tea-and-Lemonade cake
Shortening
1 1/2 C boiling water
3 Family sized tea bags
1 C butter, soften
2 C granulated sugar
1/2 C firmly packed light brown sugar
5 large eggs, room temp
3 1/2 C cake flour
2 tsp. baking powder
3/4 tsp. table salt
1/4 tsp. baking soda

Now, I hate cake flour. I have never, ever, literally ever had any success with it. So I chose not to use it and make the conversion with all purpose. I followed the directions here. As a warning, it might change the way your cake turns out. There is a whole explanation here. Bake at your own risk.
Also, if you are making cupcakes, you do not need the shortening. Just get those cupcake liners out and loaded into the pan.

First, Boil the 1 1/2 C water and pour them over the tea bags in a heatproof bowl. Cover with plastic wrap and let it steep for about 10 minutes. Remove the tea bags and let the liquid cool (room temperature is fine) for another 20 minutes. You will only need 1 C for the cake batter.

Preheat the oven to 350. Beat the butter until creamy then slowly add the sugars in, beating until fluffy. Add the eggs one at a time and make sure it is blended well before adding the next egg. In a separate bowl, combine flour (cake or not), baking powder, salt, and baking soda. Alternate adding the flour mixture and 1 C of tea to the butter batter.

This is important. These cakes do not rise as much as normal cupcakes. They rise, but not that much. Fill the cupcake papers with a little more batter than average. Then bake for about 13 minutes. Let them cool and start on the frosting.

Lemonade Frosting
1 8oz. cream cheese, soften
1/4 C butter, soften
6 C powdered sugar
1 TBSP lemon zest
3 TBSP fresh lemon juice

Mix the cream cheese and butter with an electric mixer until creamy. Slowly add powdered sugar a cup at a time. Once the frosting is all incorporated, beat in the lemon zest and lemon juice. Beat on a high speed until light and fluffy.

I chose to do a rough frosting on my cakes for the look. The frosting is sweeeeeet so you don't need too much.

This is the first time in over a year I have made regular sized cupcakes. No regret, but I still favor mini cupcakes.

 

I hope I keep up blogging this time. I will try my hardest. 

Until next time!

Savory cakes

I've had a pretty interesting last 7 months out in Colorado. I've had the opportunity to meet some pretty awesome people who have taken me out on some pretty sweet adventures. I've been to a Lumberjack celebration, my first real concert at Red Rocks, a sweet bike race in Steamboat, an epic 13 mile hike up Pikes for Brain injury awareness, and my first night hike just to name a few. I really am blessed to be in the midst of the best years of my life and have good people around me. Or as my new roommate likes to call them, The Crew.

1st night hike

 

Last week I was invited to a friend's Thanksgiving, formally known as "Skanksgiving". Lucky for us, there was nothing skanky there. Anyways, I decided I was going to make a cupcake for the occasion and wanted to try something savory. I spent some time scouring the internet before realizing there wasn't going to be much help out there.

I settled for a butternut squash cupcake from Vanilla Garlic but when I got to the store, I switched gears completely and decided I was going to try something weird. 

 

At the end of the night a min stuffing cupcake was born

  This is an adaptation from the Brown Eyes Baker

Savory Cupcake
1 C flour
1/2 C savory herb stuffing mix
1 C granulated sugar
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp thyme
8 Tbls (1 stick) butter (room temperature)
1/2 C sour cream
1 egg (room temperature)
2 egg yolks (room temperature)
1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1 Tbls brown sugar

Heat the oven to 350 degrees F and line out the cupcake tin with liners. It should be noted that I am still baking in minis, so please adjust baking time accordingly.

I bought a pack of dry Stove Top stuffing and put it in a food processor until I had a fine flour. You will have more than 1/2 C so remember to measure out after getting the flour.

Combine the flour, stuffing flour, baking powder, salt, and thyme in a large mixing bowl. *Other note, next time I make these I am going to omit the salt. I felt that the stuffing flour contributed enough salt but I'll post an update after the second batch. If you have a standing mixer, toss on the paddle attachment and add the butter, sour cream, egg and yolks, vanilla, and brown sugar. If not, start to get those arms warmed up. Mix until well combine and smooth.

Divide the batter into the lined tins. Bake at 350 for about 9 minutes. AGAIN, I am using minis, so PLEASE adjust bake time accordingly. As always, test the center of the cake with a toothpick.

Savory Buttercream Frosting
1 C butter (room temperature)
3 C powdered sugar
1 Tbls Vanilla extract
2 Tbls milk/heavy cream
1 Tbls 1 tsp rubbed sage (run through food processor)
2 tsp thyme
Dried Cranberries*

Beat the butter until it begins to fluff. With mixer on a LOW speed, slowly add the powdered sugar 1/2 C at a time until incorporated. After all the sugar is added, increase the mixer speed and add the vanilla and milk/cream. Finally, add the sage and thyme. Mix and adjust seasoning to taste. You want it to be smooth, earthy, and sweet.

Frost the cupcakes and garnish with the meatiest (literally the best adjective I could use) dried cranberries you can find.

Meeeaty

Until Next Time

Maple Baconator

Somewhere along the line we started a running joke at work that we were going to have a bacon party. Literally just pounds and pounds of bacon cooked in a variety of ways. Last night, our jokes turned into reality as 15 people joined together to create the most epic of dinner parties. We had Bacon beer mac n cheese, Lobster mac n cheese, Bacon wrapped Tennessee whiskey chicken, Candied bacon, Bacon wrapped stuffed mushrooms, Bacon vegetable cheddar soup, Bacon cheddar chive biscuits, and finally Maple bacon cupcakes. It was awesome. Someone even found Bacon soda, which was literally the only bad tasting item on the table. 

While searching for a starting point for maple cupcakes, I was continually redirected to Vanilla Garlic's website (original recipe found here). It was said to be the best maple cupcake on the web, so I had to try it with a little twist of my own. I doubled the recipe and made minis for the party, which cranked out about 70ish little cakes. 

Maple Bacon Cupcakes
Makes 12-16 / 350F oven

9 tablespoons butter, (room temp)
1 tablespoon bacon drippings (solidified)
2 egg, beaten (room temp)
10 tablespoons brown sugar
8 tablespoons Grade B maple syrup
2 1/2 cup flour
2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
minuscule pinch kosher salt
1/2 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup minced bacon, cooked and drained (extra for garnish, if desired)

Start with the butter and bacon and whip it....whip it real good. Once it looks incorportaed and whippy, add the two beaten eggs, followed by the brown sugar and syrup.

In a seperate bowl, add and sift together the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. If you are broke like me, simulate sifting by gently tossing the ingredients with a fork. 

Slowly add the flour and buttermilk, alternating between the two in 3 batches. Once the batter looks thick and well mixed, gently fold in the bacon. 

Divide the batter into cupcake liners and bake for 8-9 minutes (**I am using minis AND I am baking in high altitude). Check the cakes by inserting a toothpick and praying it comes out clean. Set those puppies aside to cool. 

Maple Frosting

8 tablespoons butter (room temp)

1 tablespoon bacon grease (solidified)
5 tablespoons Grade B maple syrup
2 cup of powdered sugar

Whip the crap out of the butter and bacon grease. Add the maple syrup and let the frosting and continue to beat on high for about 2 minutes or until it there is a good amount of air incorporated. Lower the speed and slowly add the powdered sugar. I believe once I added all the sugar, I let the frosting beat on high for about 3 minutes to get a really fluffy batch. 

Finally frost and garnish with Bacon.

I dipped my bacon in chocolate and wished I had large sea salt to add. Either way, the final product was awesome. 

Till Next Time

Peanut Butter Chocolate Awesome

Once during my senior year in high school, a teacher made a comment about how chocolate was better than sex. She stated that "chocolate is better than sex because you know chocolate never disappoints." Besides this being completely inappropriate it has fueled my desire to make a better than sex cupcake. And I think I've finally nailed it (pun intended). 

I used my favorite chocolate cake recipe, the Guinness cake from a previous blog. I found the peanut butter frosting recipe online after a bit of digging. You can see the original recipe on Beyond Frosting's Wordpress.

Chocolate Cupcake:

1 C buttermilk 
1 C butter (room temp)
3/4 C coco powder
2 C flour (all-purpose)
2 C granulated sugar
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp salt
2 eggs
2/3 C sour cream

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees and line out 24 cupcake tins with liners. Combine buttermilk and butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Whisk in coco powder until mixture is smooth. Set the saucepan aside.

In another bowl mix flour, sugar, baking soda, and salt in a bowl and set it to the side. In a large bowl beat eggs and sour cream till combine. Add the chocolate butter mixture, then slowly add the dry ingredients and mix till incorporated. 

Fill the cupcake liners two-thirds full with the batter. Pop them into the oven for about 15-17 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Set the cakes to the side and allow them to cool. 

Peanut Butter Frosting:

1 1/2 C unsalted butter (room temperature)

1 C peanut butter 

3 C powdered sugar

1 Tbsp heavy whipping cream

First, whip the crap out of the peanut butter. I kept adding peanut butter to the bowl so it was roughly 1 1/2 cups. Beat the peanut butter until it is fluffy. There will be a color change and the texture will look like whipped butter. Slowly add the butter to the mixture and continue to beat on high. You really want to fill the frosting with air. Once everything looks nice and light, lower the speed of the mixer and begin to add the powdered sugar. Finally, after the sugar is well incorporated add the heavy whipping cream and continue to beat the frosting until you reach a desired consistency. 

 Give them nice full tops so that when you add the chocolate cap it will have a nice billowed look. 

Once frosted, put the cupcakes into the fridge. The frosting is going to need to be chilled in order to hold up to the caps. 

Chocolate Cap:

2 C chopped semisweet chocolate

3 Tbls vegetable oil

Prepare a double boiler. In the top bowl add the chocolate and oil. When the chocolate begins to melt whisk the mixture until the chocolate is smooth and completely combine. Transfer the chocolate into a cup deep enough for dipping the cupcakes in to cap the chocolate. Remove the frosted cakes from the fridge and begin dipping.  

    

Then, muster up all the patience you can and wait for the caps to harden.

Mounds of Vegan Joy

On my way out to Denver I decided I wanted to make an Almond Joy inspired cupcake. The first attempt was such an awful fail that I stepped away from baking for a few days. It was awful. So once I got the confidence to try again, I decided to do a vegan twist. I disliked the heaviness of the first vegan cake I made so I searched out a fluffy vegan recipe for coconut cake. I tried a cake from Chloe Coscarelli  and was not disappointed. Her original recipe can be found by following the link, below is what I used. The changes are noted by an asterisk.

Coconut Cake:

1 3/4 C all-purpose flour

1 C sugar

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

1 C coconut almond milk*

1/2 C canola oil

1 Tbls vanilla extract*

1 Tbls coconut extract*

1 Tbls white or apple cider vinegar 

1 C shredded coconut*

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and line out the cupcake pan. 

In a large bowl combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. In another bowl, whisk the coconut milk, oil, extracts, and vinegar. Add the wet ingredients to the dry and whisk until combine. Don't over mix, it will lead to flat lifeless cakes. 

Fill the cupcake liners two-thirds fill and bake for about 15 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Let the cakes cool and start to work on the frosting. 

Chocolate Almond Frosting:

6 Tbsp soy margarine

3/4 C cocoa powder

2 2/3 C organic powdered sugar

1/3 C chocolate almond milk

1 tsp almond extract

Combine cocoa powder and powdered sugar in a bowl. In a separate bowl cream the margarine. Add the dry ingredients and almond milk, alternating between the two. If you want a fudgier consistency, add more milk. Beat in the almond extract. 

Now, get to frosting.